Strange Little Girl

I wanted to write a meaningful phrase but they were all written and I am not a writer. I wanted to show you what I think is beautiful but all the pictures are taken and I am not a photographer. I wanted to create a masterpiece but every line has been stroked and I can not draw. Yet, somehow, that hasn't stopped me from trying.

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via jadejadelemonade)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via linzy1d)

“If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.”

—   Noor ShirazieSpringtime  (via childoflust)

(via aetherems)

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via pizza)

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

(via jadejadelemonade)

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via verysadstatus)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via pizza)

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via pizza)

(Source: iwishiwereaghost, via aetherems)

(Source: maliahales, via sniffing)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via pizza)

psych2go:

Swear words are not located in the linguistic part of the brain, but in the emotive part. This is why when a person feels any form of extreme emotion, they are more likely to swear. submitted by differentinfrench

psych2go:

Swear words are not located in the linguistic part of the brain, but in the emotive part. This is why when a person feels any form of extreme emotion, they are more likely to swear. submitted by differentinfrench